H50 fic: What to Expect (crack!)

Title: What to Expect

Disclaimer: I very much don't own H50.

A/N: I wrote this a while ago on a whim after a conversation with sockie1000. I am currently working on polishing a few longer pieces to post and needed something shorter for this week. I found this and decided why not? Unbeta'ed.

Warning: Very crack-y. Mpreg (ish). Spoilers for S2.

Summary: Danny, Steve and a bundle of joy.

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( This is not happening to me. )

Chaos ficlet: For Love of the Game (crack!)

Title: For Love of the Game.

Disclaimer: I do not own Chaos.

A/N: More random crack for a day without much to post. This probably doesn't even make sense but yeah. That's what happens in my brain sometimes. Unbeta'ed again.

Warning: Crack. And I may or may not have sort of shipped Billy with a basketball.

Summary: Rick has to wake Billy up.

( It's a basketball. )